every sunday i be on the same new shit

ITS SUNDAY

OF COURSE I FOUND NO TIME TO DO WORK THIS WEEKEND

my bed consists of pink & orange pillows, the comcast channel guide, my laptop, and A HOST OF BOOKS ON JUVENILE DELINQUENCY (YES THATSWHATSHESAID) JUVENILE DELINQUENCIES

I HAVE A LITERATURE REVIEW TO DO FOR MY THESIS

BOUT 10 PAGES

IM PRAYIN FOR A SNOW DAY

IM BASICALLY SHAMBLING OUT

everything is tellin me to go to nyc like right now

im texting the old thang (the very intellectual one, school teacher

i feel bad cuz im totally tellin him how deep in my studies i AM

suddenly i get ichat, u no that computer love request

its a hi school friend i call my brother

i accept

(of course SHE GOT A DONK PT. 2 IS BLASTING LIKE TRIPLE OD)

i look into the screen, the screen looks at me

its not my "brother"

its that intellectual, smart mouth school teacher

ugh

(since when do they hang out?????)

this man told me vividly and bluntly 

"you been doin the same shit since '04, iknew your ass wasnt doin no work....MAN UP...(he pauses and smiles wit his sexy ass and continues).....WELL ATLEAST YOU WERENT LISTENING TO TRIP DRILL LIKE U ALWAYS DO"

LADIES, I CNT

IMA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER (ALL AROUND)

PAUSE

NO IM NOT SAYING IM BOUT TO DO MY SCHOOL WORK

IM BOUT TO GET BACK WIT BABY BOY!

LET'S PLAN FOR A WEDDING BY '11.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LADIES

9 days until

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

IS GOING TO MIAMI

YES, LAND OF THE BIG BOSS RICKY ROSS

COURT OF D WAYNE

AND

THE BADDEST BITCH TRINA

WITH THAT BEING SAID

I MAY ESCAPE SOUTH BEACH GET LOST  N LIL HAITI

DANCE WIT A GUY WHO HAS GOLD, SILVER, AND DIAMONDS IN HIS MOUTH

ill come from the club, shoulder leaning,  swim in the ocean without tying the hair

(no wonders QUEEN B ALWAYS HAS A STASH TO HOLD US DOWN LADIES)

DO MY DANCE ON WET WILLIES TABLE

POSE N FRONT OF THE VER' MANSON

make friends wit a lil cuban guy

THEN  eventuallly TRAVEL N TO DADE COUNTY HOE

rick ross said it best when he said "THIS IS THE LIFE"

ALLL WILL BE GREAT!

BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY

BLAME IT ON THE.......

~wavy baby

GREAT WAY TO START YOUR WEEK OFF

IM NOT A MORNING PERSON, NEVER WAS & 850'S KICK MY ASS

SO I TRY TO MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO TRY TO MAKE IT TO MY 850'S ATLEAST 4 TIMES A MONTH...

THIS MRNNG WAS MY 2ND:

i walk out house, sleepy eyed, sweats, gym sneakers, and a juicy laptop case (hey something had to be fly)

as i go to lock my door....

i suddenly trip over my step

fall into the bush next to my door

the bush is not sturdy; so of course my head eventually went in

and i ended up on my knees and elbows

sooo as i look up

i see this Asian guy and his daughter (she couldnt be no older than 3)

he 's asks me n his strong accent "ARE YOU OKAY"

SHE WIT HER LIL FINGERS...POINTS AT ME N SMILE

I COULD DONOTHING BUT GET UP DUST MY DUSTY ASS OFF 

TELL MYSELF IM SHAMBING OUT

AND PLAY "SOOO FLY" ON MY IPOD

HAVE A GREAT WEEK LADIES

~WAVY BABY

"I dont know your name but excuse me TRICK"

"I don't know your name but excuse me TRICK, I'll beat the shit out of you"-by far the funniest Cri-anna spoof I've heard so far

but seriously, wtf is going on when the dancing king himself has to decide to get it "poppin" on Rihanna....I never was a big Chris Brown fan but I'm pretty sure this will have detrimental effects on his career.

I know every girl says "that would never be me" but I honestly mean that. That is the ONE thing that love can't overcome in my book..so KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS TO YOURSELF GUYS!!

SMH

thats what she said

Posted by: sucka for love 

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Blame it on the a-a-alchohol

thats what she said


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Posted by: Sucka for love

I LOVE MY HOES

IMA STOP ABANDONING MY HOES WHEN I MEET SOMEONE I LIKE
CUZ THEN WHEN THE SHIT DONT WORK OUT
I GOTTA RECRUIT AGAIN

~wavy baby

CUZ I NEED MY AUNTNANCE N MY LIFE

~wavy baby

O HELL NAH....

TEXT MSG TO IPHONE VIA SPRINT

""- WTF U TALKIN BOUT

ME-HUH?

""-NIGGA U JUST TEXTED ME SOME WILD CRAZY SHIT

ME- "" UR BUGGIN OUT, I DIDNT TEXT YOU SINCE UMM....THE GIANTS GOT THEY ASS BUSTED

""-I AINT STUPID YES U DID

ME-YOU SURE IT CAME FROM MY PHONE????

""- I KNOW YOUR NUMBER, KNOW IT WELL, N U TEXTed ME SOME CRAZY SHIT
ME- WHAT DOES IT SAY????????
""-ILL RATHER NOT REPEAT


as one can tell from the convo..i was completley shambling out from this text convo..then i called my "co-d" and vented...

moral of story...MY CUTE baby boy was spoofed

**apparently ladies you can "send a ni99a a text message"and say it came from a different num


gessssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



~wavy baby