Showing posts with label I WANT THAT OLD THANG BACK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I WANT THAT OLD THANG BACK. Show all posts

Sunday, March 1, 2009

every sunday i be on the same new shit

ITS SUNDAY
OF COURSE I FOUND NO TIME TO DO WORK THIS WEEKEND
my bed consists of pink & orange pillows, the comcast channel guide, my laptop, and A HOST OF BOOKS ON JUVENILE DELINQUENCY (YES THATSWHATSHESAID) JUVENILE DELINQUENCIES

I HAVE A LITERATURE REVIEW TO DO FOR MY THESIS
BOUT 10 PAGES
IM PRAYIN FOR A SNOW DAY
IM BASICALLY SHAMBLING OUT
everything is tellin me to go to nyc like right now
im texting the old thang (the very intellectual one, school teacher
i feel bad cuz im totally tellin him how deep in my studies i AM

suddenly i get ichat, u no that computer love request
its a hi school friend i call my brother
i accept
(of course SHE GOT A DONK PT. 2 IS BLASTING LIKE TRIPLE OD)
i look into the screen, the screen looks at me
its not my "brother"
its that intellectual, smart mouth school teacher
ugh
(since when do they hang out?????)
this man told me vividly and bluntly 

"you been doin the same shit since '04, iknew your ass wasnt doin no work....MAN UP...(he pauses and smiles wit his sexy ass and continues).....WELL ATLEAST YOU WERENT LISTENING TO TRIP DRILL LIKE U ALWAYS DO"




LADIES, I CNT
IMA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER (ALL AROUND)

PAUSE

NO IM NOT SAYING IM BOUT TO DO MY SCHOOL WORK

IM BOUT TO GET BACK WIT BABY BOY!
LET'S PLAN FOR A WEDDING BY '11.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LADIES

Thursday, January 29, 2009

O HELL NAH....

TEXT MSG TO IPHONE VIA SPRINT

""- WTF U TALKIN BOUT

ME-HUH?

""-NIGGA U JUST TEXTED ME SOME WILD CRAZY SHIT

ME- "" UR BUGGIN OUT, I DIDNT TEXT YOU SINCE UMM....THE GIANTS GOT THEY ASS BUSTED

""-I AINT STUPID YES U DID

ME-YOU SURE IT CAME FROM MY PHONE????

""- I KNOW YOUR NUMBER, KNOW IT WELL, N U TEXTed ME SOME CRAZY SHIT
ME- WHAT DOES IT SAY????????
""-ILL RATHER NOT REPEAT


as one can tell from the convo..i was completley shambling out from this text convo..then i called my "co-d" and vented...

moral of story...MY CUTE baby boy was spoofed

**apparently ladies you can "send a ni99a a text message"and say it came from a different num


gessssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



~wavy baby