$1500 a week though

while walking out of the car a man in a Dodge Charger rolls down his window and hands my friend a flyer. She doesn't look at the flyer until she enters the restaurant guessing it is for a party, when she does open the flyer it reads:

"NOW HIRING, MODELS, STRIPPERS, ESCORTS, and PORNSTARS, $1500/wk" with a picture of a video looking chic right in the middle 

all we could do was bust out laughing while trying to make sure the "pimp" in the car didn't see us. 

as we told the story to another friend she laughed and then with a serious face asked "$1,500 a week though" LOL get your money girl LMAO

thats what she said

You Know it's a Recession When: Part 1

Im sorry, I know times are tough but some of this is just too much for me to take so I wanted to share with you all....sooo you know its a recession when.....

you have to shave your teddy bear to make a fur coat

you have money to throw on the bed (for your rent later) but none to buy a matress smh

you are 'ballin" in the club with one dollar bills 

you can only get enough weave for the bottom of your head 

you use a shopping carriage as the grill for the family BBQ

Thanks to mediatakout and youdeadazzwrong 

please please please, don't use this recession as an excuse to look a mess because you will be talked about, thats what she said

posted by: sucka for love