Showing posts with label THIS SHIT IS REAL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THIS SHIT IS REAL. Show all posts

Sunday, March 1, 2009

every sunday i be on the same new shit

ITS SUNDAY
OF COURSE I FOUND NO TIME TO DO WORK THIS WEEKEND
my bed consists of pink & orange pillows, the comcast channel guide, my laptop, and A HOST OF BOOKS ON JUVENILE DELINQUENCY (YES THATSWHATSHESAID) JUVENILE DELINQUENCIES

I HAVE A LITERATURE REVIEW TO DO FOR MY THESIS
BOUT 10 PAGES
IM PRAYIN FOR A SNOW DAY
IM BASICALLY SHAMBLING OUT
everything is tellin me to go to nyc like right now
im texting the old thang (the very intellectual one, school teacher
i feel bad cuz im totally tellin him how deep in my studies i AM

suddenly i get ichat, u no that computer love request
its a hi school friend i call my brother
i accept
(of course SHE GOT A DONK PT. 2 IS BLASTING LIKE TRIPLE OD)
i look into the screen, the screen looks at me
its not my "brother"
its that intellectual, smart mouth school teacher
ugh
(since when do they hang out?????)
this man told me vividly and bluntly 

"you been doin the same shit since '04, iknew your ass wasnt doin no work....MAN UP...(he pauses and smiles wit his sexy ass and continues).....WELL ATLEAST YOU WERENT LISTENING TO TRIP DRILL LIKE U ALWAYS DO"




LADIES, I CNT
IMA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER (ALL AROUND)

PAUSE

NO IM NOT SAYING IM BOUT TO DO MY SCHOOL WORK

IM BOUT TO GET BACK WIT BABY BOY!
LET'S PLAN FOR A WEDDING BY '11.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LADIES

Sunday, February 22, 2009

I'm Not from BK, but this goes hard


This part goes hard:
My girl Angie can't be a groupie or whore
She bout gettin money in her juicy couture
Do she get bored with the Gucci of course
So the Louis she sports til it aint new anymore
Then she cop another one makin hoes gettin madder
Gettin more money so the price don't matter
Ain't seen her in a minute know her ass got fatter
And if you think she bad then her friends are way badder

And this part reminds me of Shana which is funny lol:
I gotta friend named Shayna
She like Bill Bellamy and how to be a player
Shorty is a player can't nobody play her
Can't nobody game her cause she aint a gamer
Baby girl ballin kinda like the Lakers
If you would trade her like Shaq then see ya later
Player she do it so easy it's kinda like a layup
She could lay up wit your boy wit no make up

thats what she said

Wednesday, February 11, 2009